I think I just threw up in my mouth.
The majority of things listed in this very persuasive litany would be considered "PTS to the middle class" or "other fish to fry" Seriously ... shiny cars?
"PTS to the middle class" means that your basic purpose as a spiritual being (i.e., being a Scientologist) has been thwarted by your urge to "keep up with the Joneses." In other words, you're being too materialistic. This phrase is used to justify onerous demands on members, ("Saving money for your retirement? Don't be so PTS to the middle class! Spend that money on your next intensive of auditing!") and the extreme asceticism required of org staff. ("New clothes? Don't be so PTS to the middle class!")
"Other fish to fry" means you should get with the program and stop wasting your time pursuing what you may actually be interested in. For instance, when my wife and I took tap dance lessons in St. Louis, we were excoriated for having "other fish to fry."
"Its shiny cars, wistful eyes and roast beef for dinner.A more accurate version would be:
Its questions and answers and 'I dont knows.'
Its finding true love and losing it and finding it all over again."
"It's keeping your old, beat-up car running, blurry eyes and skipping lunch to get your stats up.I fell for the PR bullshit back when I first cracked the spine on What is Scientology? I believed the glossy pages and staged photographs. I took the testimonials to heart.
It's questions, being sent to ethics and Qual until you stop asking them, and toeing the line.
It's finding true love, but suppressing your romantic urges for fear of doing lower conditions."
I've been to the puppet show, and I've seen the fucking strings. Don't believe the hype.