27 June 2008

E2: The Everything Test 2

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too!
Version 2 is leaner, meaner, and features a more mature and varied set of questions than the previous test. Enjoy!
Character Traits
Analytical20%
Artistic78%
Driven0%
Emotional50%
Horny71%
Independent0%
Musical82%
Optimistic0%
Outgoing0%
Political100%
Religious27%
Romantic50%
Social0%
Life Experience
Criminality0%
Intellectual100%
Relationships40%
Sexuality40%
Travel32%
PoliticsYour political views would best be described as Libertarian, while philosophically you tend to think like a Conservative. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class. You make more than 69% of those who have taken this test, and 31% less than the U.S. average.
You tend to think more like an artist than an engineer. Location-wise, you would probably be a good fit for the City.
TAKE THE TEST
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Bizarre. Pammy did this quiz, and I had to take it myself to really understand ... at times it feels like a covert blackmail operation.

I would like to know how it's possible to both have libertarian political views and be philosophically conservative. Not exactly the same thing. (I highly endorse the World's Smallest Political Quiz as the most accurate and most balanced political quiz of all time. Not bad for something invented forty years ago!)

And what the hell do those percentiles mean, anyhow? How is it I score a 40% on relationships? What the hell metric are they using, anyhow?

0% on driven, independent, optimistic, outgoing and social? What the hell kind of no-life sloth am I supposed to be?

I hate these things.

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