11 October 2007

Drifting Ever Closer to a Golfer With an Arm Growing Out of His Ass

From Happy Gilmore:

Did you see that?

Shooter McGavin
Yes. Nice shot.

He just got a hole-in-one on a par four!

Shooter McGavin
I know. I just said I saw it.

Oh, I hope he wins. He's a publicist's dream. I mean, a guy who could drive the ball that far - oh, he could really draw a crowd.

(Virginia walks away smiling)

Shooter McGavin
You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass.

I kid you not. A man with an ear growing out of his forearm.

Well, he is getting attention. Yuck.

1 comment:

Pamela Moore said...

I think I just threw up a little.